America At War

Tributes the the World Trade Center Victims and Heroes

These may take a while to load but are well worth it. Have a hanky ready. I don't think any civilized person can view these with shedding some tears.

OJC Can't Cry Hard Enough
American Flag planted in a field of flowers War In Iraq
Humorous Items
Revenge of the U.S. Flag Yakety Yak Bomb Iraq
Army's Revised Map of Afghanistan Region New York Plan To Rebuild the World Trade Center
New methods in Taliban war
Message From Boeing (Powerpoint) Taliban Online Dating
Talivan - the vehicle for the terrorist on the go Drop de bomb and we gonna come home
Yassir Arafat & Osama bin Laden converse TaliTubby
Osama's Best Seller Osama's Plan for NY
Airline Safety Osama's Escape
Bush & Cheney discuss the war Afghanistan weather forecast
Arafat & PLO celebration Arafat's press conference
Palestinian & Israeli tactics Hillary leaves Washington
The Faces of Arafat GW and Colin Powell Duet "Time to bomb Saddam"
Osama Bin Ladin Found! Bomb Iraq
Protest Gone Wrong U.N. Debating Society
Clone Wars Atomic Clock Countdown
Storm Brewing Leading by a Nose
Squash a terrorist Michael Jackson: Iraqi Diplomat
Terrorist Catch & Release Program Asking for it
Train to be an FBI hostage rescue agent! This game simulates the training given to FBI agents when sent on a hostage rescue mission. Make sure you only shoot the bad guys. Hostage Rescue.

Did you know that the $20 bill contains hidden pictures of the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks and references to Osama and Arafat? Go here for the secret
WASHINGTON, DC - Speaking via closed-circuit television from the Oval Office, President Bush made a direct plea to Osama bin Laden to form a nation the U.S. can attack.

"Whether you take over an existing nation like Afghanistan or create a new breakaway republic called, say, Osamastan, the important thing is that you establish an identifiable nation-state with an army, a capital, and clearly defined borders," Bush said. "Maybe you could also sign some quick treaties to definitively establish who your allies are."

The president then pledged $600 million to bin Laden for the construction of a state-of-the-art defense headquarters that the U.S. can bomb.

HELLO MULLAH, HELLO FATAH
(Camp Granada) by Charlie Henrickson

Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah,
Here I am at Camp Osama.
Camp is very Entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun in basic training.
I went bombing With Mohammed.
He blew up like Halley's comet.
No use going To the surgeons,
There were parts of him enough for sixty virgins.
All the Sunnis Hate the Saudis,
And the innies Hate the outies,
But there's one thing We agree on:
All the beds are awful hard to get to sleep on.
Camp looks nothing Like the pictures
They showed us at The recruiter's.
And the food is Pretty rotten.
Guess it looks like I've been lied to by bin Laden.
Take me home, Oh Mullah, Fatah!
Take me home, I hate Osama.
Don't leave me Out in Afghanistan
To find my ashes in a can.
Take me home, I promise I won't Pierce my ears
Or look at girls like Britney Spears.
Oh, please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.
I hear airplanes, They're approaching...
All our bases Are exploding!
There's no hiding From a bomber-
Must close quick now 'cause I'm leaving Camp Osama. . . .
Sixty maidens, And they're virgin,
But a slightly Different version:
They all look like Janet Reno!
Mullah, Fatah, this is hell but how did we know?

Bin Laden ("Green Acres")

Bin Laden: Bin Laden, I'm al qaida's head
I enjoy making people dead
I think that I am very brave
sending out killers while hiding in a cave

USA: America is where we're from
Bin Laden, you are really dumb
You may have brought some buildings down
now we're here to run you out of town

Bin Laden: anthrax
USA: awacs
Bin Laden: jihad!
USA: too bad!
Bin Laden: I'm gonna win.
USA: You're dead, you has been. Bin Laden we hate you.

The government of Afghanistan just issued an ultimatum. If the U.S. does not stop bombing Afghanistan, they will cripple us by cutting off our supply of convenience store managers, gas station attendants and cab drivers.

Bush and Powell confer and then Bush turns to face the rest of his cabinet. Bush announces, "We've decided we're going to kill 22 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." The cabinet members ask, "Why a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would question the 22 million Afghans!"

With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try to convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001. You will be tempted to insult them, but this is not proper ettiquette. Here are the proper rules of debate:
1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence.
2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.
3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and may try to hit you, so be careful.
4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a non-violent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.
5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.
6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.
7. Repeat steps 2-5 until they come around to your point of view.